Top cast

Residents of the Square

Batman Smith

Spokesbird
Current status: Chairing nothing

Gary

Local intelligence
Current status: Under suspicion

Harold

Resident patriarch
Current status: Established. Unfortunately traceable

Hopalong

Vertical operations
Current status: Working his way up

Jay

Unscheduled visitor
Current status: Making an entrance

Jolene

The other woman
Current status: Complicating the family tree

Marjorie

Resident matriarch
Current status: Maintaining standards

Marlboro

Next generation
Current status: Finding her voice

Mr Jack Daw

Official spokesman
Current status: No further statement

Mrs Steve

Voice of reason
Current status: Not getting involved

Reginald

Aerial oversight
Current status: Judging from above

Steve

Ordinary resident
Current status: Trying to eat in peace

Lieutenant Colonel Stirling

Commanding officer
Current status: Operation classified

Teeny Tiny Bird

Blue Tit operations
Current status: Already gone

Nigel

Resident romantic
Current status: A plan is forming

Colin

Public announcements
Current status: Repeating himself

Brenda

Opposition bench
Current status: Raising an objection

Percy

Upper-canopy administration
Current status: Suddenly needed elsewhere

Derek

Independent contractor
Current status: Upside down

Clive

Rapid response
Current status: Just passing through

Flora, Fauna & Merryweather

Visiting delegation
Current status: Flitting beautifully onwards

Dorothy, Rose, Blanche & Sophia

Goldfinch girls
Current status: Brightening the garden

Barry

Great Tit representative
Current status: Making himself heard

Mortimer

External observer
Current status: Watching

Mildred

Quiet resident
Current status: Staying out of it